The apprentice became the master, you dad-joked your father

Always great seeing The Journalist murdering, Crucifixion lover, fan club losing.

Saudi pays well. Offside, can’t be seen, sure. Ball going out, can’t be seen, sure. But the HANDBALL? THERES AN OBVIOUS HANDBALL THAT EVERYONE KEEPS GLOSSING OVER. Also Bruno LOL, literally a criminal act. It’s assault. If I was Jorginho, I’d press charges just to make a point.