This is exactly why I just could not get into mastodon, and probably Twitter-likes in general

There’s no way, atleast at the time, to sort by top of the day. No way to see what was trending across the larger fediverse, no real way to find new and interesting things every hour on the hour

Lemmy is thankfully significantly better with this, and it’s honestly become my go-to social app now

I don’t live in a society that profits from my self doubt, I live in a society that profits from making everything more expensive every year

It appears to be a TypeError

Plants have no marketing budget this is so sad 😔

The embed on my client only gave me the middle 2 panels for context and honestly still funny

Yeah, it’s been a year

I hope he’s doing good in life

I also have ADHD

I’m not a master at anything either, and honestly I don’t want to be

I’m far happier being decent enough at many things, to be able to procrastinate on my projects with my other projects

A master must dedicate his whole life to a craft, and that’s simply something I cannot do, I’d go mad

As part of their carbon neutral by 2050 pledge, they’re moving all the carbon into their sodas

Nah, he’s just got that Y3K cyber hearing augmentation

Also my tinnitus is at like 10 khz

Next you’ll be telling me that Schrödinger wasn’t a cat

Y’all remember the 3-day no poop guy?

Woman are you gonna be over shortly after the ebike

Nice 🔥

“I fear not the man who can make one thing in 10,000 languages, but I fear the man who can make 10,000 things in one language.” - Bruce Lee

& Knuckles

Honestly “Triplet Towers” rolls nicely off the tongue

I can’t believe you work for Five Guys!

Welcome, gentlemen, to Aperture Science!

My other brothers can’t hear right

Then when a girl talks in an itty bitty way

We found the thing for the case, subs get sprung