Chelsea. The issues at Chelsea are superficial and should be easily remediable with a few adults taking charge. They’ve already taken a decent step in that direction with Poch.

With United, not only does their squad need an overhaul but there’s just something fundamentally rotten to the core about the club. I couldn’t tell you what it is or how to fix it, but it seems to chew up and spit out everyone who touches it and it goes beyond coaching staff and transfer policy.

Chelsea could win the league in 2-3 years with a bit of luck and the right decisions. I’d be shocked if United win it in the next decade.

Palmer has a considerably less punchable face and an overall less whiny bearing. So there’s that.

Gordon probably a marginally more impactful player at the moment though.