Indeed

I had to think about that one for a second, yep, checks out

I assumed pretty everyone at Walmart is carrying from the looks of 'em

Considering all 20,000 people standing next to you can go buy an AR15 in like 3 seconds for the price of a used iPhone, I’d say its a pretty damned good idea.

I also don’t tip

Because I don’t go to restaurants with servers

I vote with my wallet that the whole concept is stupid, I hate paying 20% for someone to be fake nice and move food 10 feet

Trump could shoot someone on 5th avenue, eat their corpse, shit himself, murder a puppy with his bare hands while screaming ALLAH AKBAR and STILL mother fuckers would vote for him just for lower egg prices

We are the dumbest fucking country on the planet

BIIIIDOOOPSCHHHHHHHHWKEWWWWWSCHIIIIIIINNNNNOOOOOO

Slow down there speed racer, what you on 300 baud?

I like my GIFS with a hard J

She’s reading a book as a child, likely went to college and voted Harris/Walz like a good non-nazi citizen

I’m trying to cope

I wouldn’t be bothered by retroactive, in case anyone can make that happen

I’m hoping for a Biden like decline but drastically worse, knowing he’ll cling to power 'till the bitter end and sabotage Vance’s future campaign

I hate to say it, but I’d actually take orangie over the couch fucker

Turd vs turd who is more effective

Literally, and by that I mean, YES that is the face I was making

Some combination of dread, denial, fear, anxiety and a general sense that shit is about to hit the fan

I personally zoom and enhance automatically

Its a marginal difference

The mother and I made the same expression 2 days ago

The elusive .ml concurrence

Its almost as if, I don’t know, every single thing out of their mouth is completely fucking bullshit

No the tears are when you forget to bring your ID for a walk around the neighborhood and end up in a concentration camp

Don’t forget your ID, I’d hate to see you end up sharing a tent with all of those “bad hombres”

Good luck! ;)