The inner monologue was valid. However I think your plan backfired…

I went no contact with my dad in 2009 after he refused to come to my wedding because he “doesn’t like weddings” (my mother says he did it to hurt her, even though she preferred his absence).

He never took much of any interest in my life before that moment, either. It wasn’t until after my second child (my son) was born that he suddenly gave a shit about my family and wanted photos of the kids so that he could show off his grandson.

We refused. He got angry. I told him, in clear words, that he made the choice to never be part of my family, and he had never earned the right to have access to my children. He is a stranger to us.

He calls me selfish for this. He replied that he’ll be taking me out of his will, as if I was ever in it to begin with.

Boomers, man…

LOL, they think twitter artists make art for money. Dumbass! cries

This post is definitely missing gay and trans signs.

Little did they know… March would never end.

Thats MISTER Banana Beak to you, fuzzy!

And boy are they angry about it.

To be fair, the shower worked perfectly well until he pulled that one lever.

Too late

Unfortunately the entire market looks like this. You have to normalize the graph against the S&P to see how they’re really doing.

Is this a Turning Red cosplay?

Wait, 40 years? Jennie, how old are you?

1.7 to 3% of the US, depending on how you define it. Or to put it another way, 1 in every 30 people.

A lot of these serve as ways to help immigrants gain a stable footing. This is why the staff changes all the time, the business just exists to get the employees a quick work visa so they can enter the country. Once they have better work lined up, they move on.

I’d do it, but I think I’d be worse at being a criminal.

Just one? Knowing how expensive commercial rent is in this area, I’m pretty sure quite a few of the stores around here are fronts. No way this town supports 12 different nail salons. There’s a taco shop and a greek place in the same shopping center that both taste terrible and are always completely empty. How does a vacuum and sewing repair shop stay in business in this day and age?