if we showered together I’d make sure you leave clean but you’d still feel dirty

definitely just the right amount of thick

I thought the flowery language was because it was a retelling of True Grit

I mean, they don’t always end that way. it’d get old if that’s where they’re always left cuffed and helpless

damn I can’t get the image up load, so I’ll just have to imagine it

I bet it’d be a good fucking time

oh no, I’m looking at them

squeeze for stress relief

I wanna help you achieve your goals

and everyone’s coming!

how’d you know what I was hungry for?

sure, but we’re gonna need another shower after

these are definitely not tiny but I love them anyway

this is America. he probably couldn’t afford one now

you’ve got to lick it before you stick it

I guess I’m screwed. I can’t have too much salt or I get dizzy/vertigo. Stupid Menieres disease