I take issue with “it doesn’t need either [discussion or response]”. There is a real possibility that people will use (or are already using) “your body, my choice” with malicious intent. If that’s the case, I will not stand by and do nothing. A knee to the groin seems a good option to me.

I 100% read it in THAT voice.

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Oh, this is amazing!

Don’t romance them both.

Flight of the Navigator

I feel this, 1000%

Machining or lathe work videos. For some reason, it’s very satisfying for some reason.

I will maliciously comply!

Wake up 15 minutes before I have to leave.

2. Thou shalt indicate and check thy rear view mirrors before changing lanes.

Trick question, he IS the operating system.

You can only save 20 recipes before you have to pay, but you can view as many as you like without saving them. Still, a very nice app IMO.

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My speakers used to be able to let me know I was about to receive a call on my cell phone.

OP was kind enough to provide a source, care to share yours?

Yeah, my hands on a keyboard can’t spell words, they just muscle-memory them. One spelling error and I have to erase amd rewrite the entire word.

This is my love language

A cult I will shamelessly declare I am a member of!