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Wait… why can’t we put glue on pizza anymore?

This isn’t about election fraud, that’s a different case.

Didn’t realize I was speaking to a god

I don’t know any kindergarteners

I’m glad you’re able to communicate with your peers

You used a lot of words to say absolutely nothing.

Is this his mom now replying to me?

So edgy

Okay buddy. Time to go have your afternoon tea and have a nap.

First of all, unless this dude works at a strip club, I very highly doubt random coworkers are coming up and grabbing his biceps.

I would buy this story more if it was a single female who continued to do this, but this just doesn’t add up.

Secondly, if a woman’s biceps were being grabbed by a man, I’d have no idea what the fuck was going on.

This story is fake as shit and ya’ll are treating it like it’s a case study.

You missed the joke

Yes and we should also require chaperones on dates as well. No sex out of wedlock either.

Dude got his bicep grabbed and went to HR instead of telling the person. This is beyond stupid.

How fucking big did this dudes arms get in one year? I’m calling bullshit.

If this is actually real I would suggest using interpersonal relationship skills and ask these hordes of women to stop touching your biceps yourself. Given that anon is a green texter, he may be lacking in this department.

I’m a peasant with 7 digits but met some friends on their too who I’ve met in real life and been to their weddings and bachelor parties

3369689 you can add me

Wonderful. No one cares.

Oh fuck off

No one cares dude. Go bother a plant or something.

When someone says “no one cares” it usually means you’re just being annoying.