Is this a joke?

Of all things I didn’t expect, Fiona Apple was the original answer.

As someone else said, kudos to you.

What a well worded, concise, and accurate comment. And said with warmth.

Oh god is this AI!?

Die Hard

By a pretty huge margin.

That. Movie. Is. Perfect.

Probably Kid A, although I have memories so firmly attached to it that I don’t know that I’d want to.

Consider, if you would for a moment, that the above comment could be directed at people–it’s wild but hear me out–who are not you.

In prison!

Such an incredible line.

In this context, it means you need to read more carefully.

Tell that to JD’s Mamaw

You mother fuckers keep making this about Mamaw sucking dicks

That’s because it’s implied that this is how she knows she’s straight.

If JD, much like his treasured Mamaw, wanted to suck dicks, he’d know he is as gay as she is straight.

I am so curious about the details of this job posting.

I watch YouTube just fine on Firefox.

Some plugins to Adblock but that’s it.

Dude needs to use AI to fix his fucking grammar.

I tend to read most of it as a thinly veiled vent for Watterson himself.

Grinding on the dailies and square formats when what he really wanted to be working on is splashing out in the Sunday pages.

Nobody tells this guy when to cum!

And I mean nobody!

The look on the dog’s face just fills me with joy.

Or, you know, the source.

Bobby Fingers!

All of his stuff is just astonishingly good. So weird, so perfect.

They’re not but they do.

In fact, here is John Gruber’s skeptical take on Apple selling ads.

While they do claim to hold user privacy as high priority, there’s reason to be skeptical.

Instant Chewbacca