We are so deeply gerrymandered, it’s maddening

What’s up, my cisgenda?

Works every time until it doesn’t

That would be a great prank food to take to a pot luck

22 pages of caps locked? Oof

Have they figured out what to name the pigeon mascot?

Finally. Was starting to think my wife’s strap-on was never going to be delivered

Woah. Easy, fella

Well duh. Peartube is the federated choice for fruits!

OP, were you a creeper secretly living in my house?!

Gonna need weekly pregnancy check-ins

Joe mama

Turning my life around 360 would mean my alcoholism is out of control again.

That’s how I read that

The average person has slightly more than one skeleton inside of them

They want facial recognition so they know whom to add to their list of enemies

Pushing their way to the front of the line to get the last jelly donut

I think the Prime Directive is misunderstood. It’s simply a directive that’s wholly divisible only by itself and one.

His given name is Carlos Banana

Why would you want to remove the protective layer of dirt?