Look I’m not being funny, but he has been an unlikeable twat for years. He is so undeniably talented. But Messi has these moments that remind me of Maradona.

His records are based on his ability, and he didn’t need to dive, but he is a diving bastard. He’s aggressive, gets in people’s faces, harasses the ref.

Anyone not seeing it is purely in denial or simply not watching. I bet he’s not a nice person to spend time around.

I’ll tell you what really pisses me off, the fake football fans who think that it’s good if Arsenal lose to a bad VAR decision, but hate it when United do and vice versa.

It’s terrible for Manchester United if Arsenal lose to a terrible VAR/Refereeing decision, and it’s terrible for Arsenal when Manchester United do. Because if it’s bad for football it’s bad for all of us.

Some people are so self centered and wrapped up in their woe is me, tribal bullshit.

I bet they ain’t uncomfortable mate. I wear a fairly cheap suit every day for work and I feel like I’m in pyjamas. Sometimes I’ll get home, lay on the sofa and just fall asleep in them, they’re so comfy.

These overpaid mother fuckers are wearing the softest, most luxurious fabrics in existence.