A little late.

Too fast. We never have enough time with them.

It will be back. I think you’ve got a cat.

“I alone can make deals with Ghina! Ghina will cave bigly! The best deals! Deals that are good for everyone, billionaires and multimillionaires alike, believe me!”

Your snark is coming right along. For inspiration, Google the great “Ghost Of Eustace Tilley.” The master snarkster of the whole damn intertubes.

That practice isn’t rare in authoritarian states. George III, Stalin, Nero, probably Mao. Now TACO.

We pay for his health care, better quality than most millionaires could dream of. His team will keep him so full of drugs, and so many secret surgeries, he will live into his 80s. His brain will be last week’s taco meat, but he will live.

Those countries should frame his letters and display them in the national museum. Make Taco Boy a laughingstock.

And if there’s no more birthright citizenship, how will any of that help anyway?

At some point very soon, I see everyone having to appear before some official, fill out pages of forms, pay a fee, and take an oath in order to be registered as a citizen.

“I don’t need no one getting between a man and his betters! Why iffen I was in a union they might not let me work hard enough to support my six kids what we had cause Jesus says!”

That is the evil brilliance of Conservative marketing.

My wife refuses to think about leaving. I won’t go without her. So, I stay here, and one day sooner rather than later, Homeland or a private “militia” will break my door in, and i will go missing.

This time, there’s no one to save us. Fascism in the United States will rule us until the end of the century.

It’s part of the Republican plan. Crash the economy, destabilize what little is left of our sense of community. Use the chaos as an excuse to end all public goods: education, health care, infrastructure. Then, while tech bros reap the benefits of technology, the rest of us exist as low-tech worker drones.

No. I can’t. And probably neither can most of us. That’s part of the plan. Anybody among us could be disappeared into the gulags.

It will take a lot longer this time. Those first two lost quickly, because of a lack of resources. The United States has vast natural resources, and enough population to enslave in the war machine. Meanwhile, most Americans still bow down to the people they should be opposing.

Homeschooled, just as Jeezus intended.

“Hooked On Phonics” might do them some good.

Magical thinking is something that appeals to their home schooled, fetal alcohol syndrome ridden, red hat wearing voter base.

Now if only gig workers in the states would follow suit. Quit bowing down to the tech bros and UNIONIZE.