Based on the look on his face I doubt he can even tie his shoelaces. He’s not the smartest guy around is he.

Probably Gerrard. He only really played in a couple of great Liverpool teams years apart but always performed exceptionally. Without them they would have been mid table every year.

Giants is a strong word. There’s a few that are well known but not many would be able to tell you anything about them outside of the country they’re in.

I have a wife. I have one wife, not two or three. My wife wouldn’t like me having another wife and I couldn’t imagine having another wife. I love my wife, and she’s the only one for me.

Replace ‘wife’ with ‘West Ham’ and you have your answer.

I don’t care about any other club.

Couldn’t imagine supporting another team. Seems weird that people do.