Lancel is so hot right now.

obvi fake

He never set foot in Northern America.

I was thinking Will Ferrell, feeling it in his plums.

Or find a nice rope

Harrumph!

He said the mayor is near!

That’s what they want you to believe.

Just ask the residents of Flint.

I just saw that brace of coneys a few seconds ago.

I know what I would from Christmas Eve to New Years Day.

Hmm

Are we sure he didn’t get sovereignty from lady Galadriel?

Not quite the Kamji he led Koganei Heating and Plumbing to believe I guess.

Oh. So he didn’t fuck up the condensate line?

Dumb fuck

It’s an apple Magic Mouse and its new battery backup.