Feel free to ford any rivers you come across. That never ends poorly.

The satire was the Enron relaunch. The pie in the face of the CEO was genuine.

Was he pied by Bernie Sanders?

Guess I need to brush up my CV as I’m a professional clueless gaijin.

I got you fam.

https://www.latintimes.com/ted-cruz-accuses-luigi-mangione-being-leftist-despite-social-media-posts-praising-tucker-568562

Thanks for clearing that up! Hilarious it is!

I appreciate what Luigi did, but also keep in mind that he believes Tucker Carlson’s great replacement shit. This kid isn’t the Messiah. Just another example of someone supporting the leopard-eating-faces party.

Can’t tell if it’s satire or not, so I’m vascilating between hilarious and terrifying. Hilarifying, if you will. Terrarious if you’re adventurous.

Oof! Even worse than I guessed.

I’ve seen people comparing the DOJ response to Luigi Mangioni and Kyle Shittenhouse. The fact that Rittenhouse is free should tell you everything you need to know.

You drive sitting backwards?

That’s because their Orange Messiah has promised to ban video games as part of Project 2025.

Hey pal, I don’t know what you’re trying to say, but I take exception to the way you said it. Has anyone seen my keys?

They don’t want to stop kids having sex. They want to stop them having safe sex. More stupid consumers to buy stuff. More child labor. They’re trying to kill public education, public health (ACA), and other social benefit programs. They want us stupid and dependant on the wealthy for absolutely everything.

It gives me hope that one day when some intelligence agency is combing through my online footprint for a motive, they won’t have to look too hard.

I should update my Goodreads account…

Same

Damn, sounds like they may have him.

Jesus fucking Christ…

It’s an old reference but it checks out