Don’t hide your light under a bushel basket

Or whoever those people are

Greetings. Fisto is programmed to please.

Definitely cheese whiz straight into the mouth

Lots of logging to triangulate when it fails and what variables it has at the time.

Shave it yourself before the appt

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I still have my wife do babysitter coordination, to avoid me having to get the numbers of a bunch of teenage girls and texting them.

This is the onion, it’s all satire

Grapefruit can put up a bit of a fight.

Severance therapy

Just get a wing nut socket/driver and treat them like any other nut.

Make sure to use a fake accent when talking to strangers on the phone

How many sets of mammaries?

As long as the money isn’t part of an investigation, the company will be able to access it within the month.

Yes, mostly I just need to manage my allergies.

That’s fair