Gymnospermae are older than duodecuos trees, granpa. They were here first.

That’s a weird way of spelling “I cast fireball”.

Silence, furry.

Go slowly and use plenty of lube, right?

Damn, maybe I should give Arch a try…

Oh look, another propaganda piece by the commercial real estate lobby.

Photoshop

I want this on a T-shirt (Inb4 Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn)

3 “Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? 4 How can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? 5 You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.

Matthew 7: 3-5

Scroll through Minecraft parkour shorts, drift off to sleep

I am not interested in being preached at unless you have a workable alternative and a good reason why should I switch over.

Fascists create enemies out of everyone who isn’t a fascist, then complain how they’re surrounded by enemies.

21/24, missed a couple of obscure characters from the Silmarillion.

I encourage everyone to keep knee jerk reactions at bay and RTFA. This could help us learn a lot about interactions between the brain and the rest of the body

On an unrelated note, I really like the saturated color palette of early color TV shows. When did we decide that the default color palette should be awash in cold blue?

The internet has ruined us all.

The OP buried the lede intentionally or unintentionally. Dude was a grade A creeper and a psycho.

I am fucking sick of junior highschool takes on complex geopolitical situations. OP thinks Hamas using civilians as human shields is a funny meme and not actual, grim reality.

• Ensure that the CEO is burped after every meal.
• Make a nappy check on CEO every half hour and change accordingly.
• Provide the entertainment in the form of peek-a-boo and “got your nose” games.
• Put CEO in bed ahead of schedule in the case of late evening temper tantrums.

At this point being into the MW series is basically having a humilliation fetish with a side order of findoming.