True, but… like… Can we also do both

It doesn’t taste as bad as everyone seems to think, but it still just feels disturbing in concept.

Parents being dicks to kids because “ow, my pride!” Is SUCH a pet peeve. Sorry you had to deal with that, broski

“Uhh… Something something about an inordinate fondness for beetles.”

Pffft, glowing things can’t be dangerous! I snorted the glowing powder that was in my negative ion bracelet and I feel fine!

Wait, that’s just slavery with extra steps!

I grew up there. Honestly, you’re not wrong. Napoleon Dynamite is honestly only a mild exaggeration.

PSA: For maximum hygiene, close the lid BEFORE you flush.

That took me too long

They HAVE to pay the peasants or they won’t work! Pay the oligarchs and it will eventually trickle down

Or Anthropology. Right now, we have realized that New Caledonian crows have entered an equivalent to the early stone age in humans. Therefore, we can gain a lot of insight both about the nature of technological progression and of the very nature of intelligence (and the differences between mammalian and avian intelligence) by doing these studies.

Ok… Those don’t look half bad tho. Anyone out there got a good flan recipe?

I see two signs. I like to imagine someone seeing a sign that said “hole”, who then decided “meh. I’m sure it’s fine” before immediately breaking an axle and adding “BIG ASS” to the sign so that nobody else would make that mistake.

I’m with Homer. Fuck that guy

TIL: Guinness Book of World Records origin story is the same as a D&D campaign: started in a tavern.

Thx for the etymology lesson!

Look, I’m still used to having to explain shit Barney style for reddit. I forgot that smart people don’t understand high-level idiocy.

I wonder if that second meaning is how “tea” began to also mean “gossip”

Context: this happened, Israel is wack

Oh, so your father was a woman?