And there’s still no way they’d give him the Ballon d’or at the end of the season if he keeps this performance up because his name is not “Messi” or “Ronaldo”

I can’t even be happy about this shit anymore

Hey, 3 points…so Tuchel must have done everything right, riiiiight?

Pisspoor performance in the first half, lucky in the 2nd that Gala couldn’t take that high speed for more than 70 min and also failed to shoot more goals themselves.

Questionable substitutions at random times

First game in knockout stage and Bayern is out cause not a single CL winner-contender is gonna let Bayern show up with such a performance and not punish them

Tuchel is going down as the worst coach in the history of the team, which is impressive, considering the run Klinsmann had a couple of years back…

Tel is a friend of Kane

He saw Sane and was like “nah, fuck you”

And now Sane is mad again and stopped running

“I DIDNT GET THE BALL? NOW I’M PISSED OFF AND BOYCOTTING THE GAME”

Give Salt Bae a nice pillow and blanket and reserve him a long spot on the bench.

Tuchel is a pro coach since 04.08.2009

Thomas Müller is playing for the main squad of Bayern since 01.07.2009

Müller is playing longer for Bayerns first team than Tuchel is a professional coach…

HE EVEN SUBS OFF KANE INSTEAD OF SANE? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

ARE YOU AFRAID THAT SANE IS THROWING A TANTRUM AGAIN???

If I let an 8 year old play Football Manager 2023 he makes the same subs as Tuchel

And suddenly Bayern storming with 6 guys…after often not even getting one across the midfield line

That’s how the cookie crumbles.

Kane did with 1 chance more than Sane did with 10

I hope Sane is on the bench next game

67 minutes and still no sub for Bayern…despite those 11 on the pitch not trying to win…

Guess he will play those 11 til the 87th minute and then sub in 3 for no fucking reason?

Tomorrow BILD will write : “Kane punched Sané in the face in the cabin after the match”

Gala is getting the 2:1 before Tuchel gets the post nut clarity to sub Sane off…

Salt Bae wastes yet another chance!

Yeah I bet we gonna have a lot more of those /s

Bayern needs to invest every cent they have in a proper defense during the winter…

From 110DB to 10DB with one shot

Kim bodychecking motherfuckers left and right…you love to see it.

Weirdest injury i’ve seen in a while

He grabbed the Mainz player and then starts holding his hand in immense pain?

Must have been something way earlier then?