Kitty!

I know that’s not really scat, but I have fun with it.

There’s also a song called ‘Taxi to Bombay’ that became, and please don’t, ‘Text Me Your Butthole.’

I have a funk playlist that I listen to and scat to, and your username will be added to the scatting repertoire.

badaddabutada Ooh Yiddish McSquidish

badaddabutada They’re not at all skittish

badaddabutada They don’t follow Quidditch

badaddabutada It’s Yiddish McSquidish!

I have the ad tier and some of their AI ads crash my Roku. It’s almost amusing that it’s only AI ads that seem to do that.

I already blocked one spammer on this exact spam. Fuck off.

They’re so terrified because it could’ve been a gun.

But it wasn’t, dude just wanted some food and drink he missed and can’t have.

Total cop mentality.

“He’s got nuggets!”

Would’ve been shot if he wasn’t already behind bars.

I have a (former) friend who is in jail for murder after unknowingly selling fentanyl laced drugs and causing a fatal overdose.

He isn’t a good man, but I feel in his case it was a bit overblown. He is a piece of shit but not a killer, in my opinion.

This fucking rapist? Premeditated. He is also a murderer. Full stop.

But not necessarily the oldest you have ever looked.

For most people, including me, there are things you can do to reduce your apparent age, to kinda reverse that clock and appear younger.

I used to think that I was severely depressed. It took me a couple of decades to realize that I was depressed about the opportunities that my anxiety kept me from pursuing.

I have gotten a lot better at examining those opportunities and forgiving myself for those failures.

I would say that I am about 15% of the way there. I have a lot to unpack.

Demonstrating skill in cooking is a great strategy, but you often can’t do that for a first date.

Still, practice, dudes. Have a few dishes you are good at making when that opportunity arises.

And if it doesn’t, you can eat well and expand those skills.

Good point, but it makes the headline much easier to write at the very least.

Is Android any better in this regard?

Not whatabouting, generally ignorant and curious.

That documentary was fucking fascinating. I watched it one night, then made my housemates watch it the next day.

They teased me at multiple points like “Oh, this is why you yelled ‘THAT’S WHERE THE EGGPLANT CAME FROM’, isn’t it?”

And when one does, I stop the video right there.

Food is, indeed, a thing.

Absolutely, I was just giving historical background about Activision.

Propaganda is everywhere.

You always have to be vigilant when ‘information’ is being served to you. It is often obvious, but that also gives you false confidence that you are above it.

Always be vigilant. When you get better at it, each information source becomes part of the suspect cloud.

It won’t necessarily help you derive the correct conclusions, but might help you recognize the incorrect manipulations.

As I remember, back in the 90s, the CEO of Activision hated video games.

So of course that zombie of a company is still fucking up gaming.

A few days ago I picked up my 80 year old dad and got him to the grocery store, and he forgot to close his front door.

When we got back he was panicked that cats had gotten outside. (He has four.)

We searched for about ten minutes and saw one inside, but couldn’t find the others.

Thankfully they had all stayed inside.

Gotta be careful with your outdoor kitties, folks. There are risks and costs in allowing them to live fuller lives.

So so glad that Larry made it home!

Thank you! I don’t intend on stopping or giving up anytime soon. My pets would never forgive me. Nor my wife.

I keep getting interviews, so at least there is that, and my next one is Monday.