Luis Monti in shambles.

To be fair, Pelé was very clearly against contraceptives, right up the Vatican’s alley with that one.

How is this dude nearly 40? I mean, at some point surely he must mature? Right?

Juve working overtime.

What an absolute piece of garbage. Here’s to hoping that one of the Kazakhs clatters his tough persona image next time he steps on the pitch, acting like a deliberate knee in the back is part of “football as a contact sport.” I guarantee you that he’d be rolling round the entire circumference of the pitch if the roles had been reversed, and would probably then have had the gall to complain about big teams being protected by the referees if Højlund had only been booked. A violent, dirty, piece of cuntish shit with a gross victim mentality is very obviously what this man child is.

Surely this isn’t the reason, though? Especially considering that Deva Stadium was only built in 1992.

Am I seeing correctly, that Chester FC technically plays in Wales, as the pitch is on the Welsh side of the border?