How dare people checks notes want a degree of representation in the media and hobbies they enjoy.

“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to my day job of signing up 16 year olds to multi year contracts with the military…”

What a terrible day to be literate.

Hear me out, arm them with muskets. A gun line of Pre-K red coats would deter most potential shooters, but individually the muskets are unwieldy and hard to reload, and thus less dangerous overall to the other students.

*will break

And Palestine. Shit is going to get uglier than it was already.

Last time we had him over for a barbecue we had to throw away a whole goddam cooler full of burgers.

Do you guys have trump zero?

Yeah, my initial reaction was “well if he’s willing to shoot me I might as well shoot back”. But thinking about it, I’m a white cis man, I can’t imagine being in a situation like that and knowing that if I did retaliate I would more than likely be the one persecuted by the police.

Hear me out here, turn Puerto Rico into a state and combine both north and south Dakota into a new state called “One big Dakota”. We wouldn’t even need to change the flag, and the population of one big Dakota might break 5 digits.

Oh shit, I had no idea. Honestly I feel like everything I said was reasonably tame, especially for the internet, and even more so considering who it was directed at.

Not sure if you’re replying to the right comment? I don’t think I’ve been banned, or am I the fascist in this situation?

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“Unless the system is entirely perfect and without defects we can’t make reasonable concessions to make voting easier.”

Hey, there could be Hamas tunnels under those journalists!

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

The world is on fire around us, even in places where it’s only smoldering people don’t want to consign their children to the flames.

Plus I’m fairly certain he ate my son, which is a major bummer.