Last night. It was a Bass Pro Shops hat I wear in the yard or on walks. They go to shit real fast, but they are cheap as shit.

However, I have a rope brim hat I bought at Tootsie’s in Nashville. That’s my fancy hat.

I added the Trump Unity Bridge bastard just now.

Those kids are at MOST in 3rd grade.

Here are the approximate word counts for each book in the Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling:

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone: ~77,000 words
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: ~85,000 words
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: ~107,000 words
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: ~190,000 words
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: ~257,000 words
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: ~168,000 words
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: ~198,000 words

In total, the series contains around 1,082,000 words across all seven books.

They would have had to read the entire Harry Potter series. They would have read “War and Peace” twice. They would have read about 80 Capt. Underpants books. They would have had to read about 50 Goosebumps books. A book for a 3rd grader typically consists of about 20,000 words, so in 10.5 months (school year) they would have to read almost 5 chapter books a month. Impressive at that age.

Same in MI. BIG GRETCH!

Who is dumber? Trump voters or people that can’t decide if they want to vote for him or not?

…but will vote for him anyway.

That motherfucker been broke.

Hook. Forrest Gump.

I loved that movie. DON’T watch the sequel. Don’t do it.

I wouldn’t fuck with Travis Kelce’s girlfriend.

Despite their somewhat cuddly appearance, otters have teeth and jaws that are strong enough to crack open shellfish human fucking skulls.

Kamala stole my ideas on the economy. She’s a Marxist. She stole my ideas though.

mom was so brave

So the debate was rigged to make you look bad, but you did great at the debate? Which is it?

Wait until Trump finds out she played soccer and calls her either gay or a Marxist because of it.

Wiping her eyes with hundred dollar bills on her private jet.

To be fair, when you’re an idiot, the concept of time is hard to comprehend.

I understand that the roots of these holidays are religious. Even Christmas. However, I argue that the meaning and traditions of these holidays have been heavily high jacked by American culture and mean more to American culture than they do religion at this point. St. Patrick’s Day? The most people can tell you about St. Patrick’s day is that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. And by snakes, they meant Pagans. Who knows what the fuck Halloween means to religious people these days? Hell, without looking it up, what are its roots? I even argue that for a higher percentage of Americans, Christmas is more about presents and Santa than it is Jesus birthday.

She could lose 10 million listeners (she won’t) and still have 85 million listeners on Spotify alone.

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