Pizza and weed sounds like a good business model, tbh

It’s like when someone tells me something is unbreakable. It becomes my mission to come up with a way of breaking it.

With posts like this, you can never quite tell if it’s real or fake…

Maybe… Maaaaaayyyyyyybeeeee the Democrats need to nominate someone who is actually worth getting excited about instead of just being not-Trump.

they can be used almost 24/7 for years on end

Great. Now I have MORE questions!

What would make a dildo “industrial strength”? What industry would require such strength? Surely the porn industry, but are non-industrial-strength dildoes so flimsy that they will fall apart regularly? I kind of feel like if you need an industrial-strength dildo, there are far more problems than an industrial-strength dildo would solve.

Nothing happened there for the entire year?!? No military parades? No groups of people coming together to talk about what they have in common? Amazing that nothing happened there for an entire year!

Teaching as a profession sucks ass in general right now… but at least a lot of the special educator-specific bullshit is not my problem anymore. But thank you.

Someone told me that if I wanted to be a history teacher I should get a degree in special Ed to “make myself more marketable.” It took 14 years to get out of special education and land a job teaching history

Your username indicates you don’t do much dating of men… (Not that it invalidates your point)

There are, in fact, no products in that empty drawer. I promise I’m not hiding them from you, ma’am.

Hey, now. We also make friends online!

Why does Stephanie as a pet name gross you out? Am I missing something?

History teacher here. If this was turned in to me, rhe first thing I’d do is laugh, then have a conversation with the student. If s/he says they’d be ok with me emailing a copy of this to their parents (I’m assuming the parents speak Chinese), then I’d just give them an A for pure gall. If the kid isn’t from a Chinese-speaking family, I’d probably still give him/her kudos and then make them turn in whatever they put into Google translate to begin with. But really, this is the kind of malicious compliance I wish my students had the creativity to pull off.