You say that, but IIRC there are official DnD statements that gods do not have statblocks because they are too powerful for mortals to even try to fight. They renamed the Tiamat statblock to Aspect of Tiamat for precisely this reason.

Billy clearly needs the exp then.

Or everyone left because this was coming.

The heating elements of a toaster don’t touch the bread, it’s more of a paladin waffle iron.

Who’s the artist?

lmao

And they failed because they didn’t have the paladin by their side

You’ve got to give more details on this.

Thanks

Edit: Found the clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI0vtqxoG1k

What’s the template from?

Also, the reason it’s “as effective as power word kill on common folk” is because common folk are weak and meant to weak. They’re not heroes.

Fly swats are overpowered because they’re as effective as a machine gun at killing flies.

I’m naked and I’m far from home

The look of fear and confusion in their eyes as the mortal wound breaks the spell controlling them

The original Boblin comic did have the party interrogating him for an hour, but it wasn’t out of suspicion.

https://i.imgur.com/KEgaxr0.png

Damn Mansa Musa

I wonder what Konsi would think about how much everyone loves her.

Cue lawsuits from ISPs in 3, 2, 1…

Various summoned or controlled creatures, such as constructs, undead or elementals (see myrmidons), depending on the wizard’s preference or specialty.

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