Teal

Sorry let me clarify, it’s a big black pecker

My brother bought me a big black cock bottle opener home from his honeymoon. It now sits proudly on my microwave

Had the fair phone 4 since launch running e/os, then there was an update that was rinsing the battery so I went back to stock android. Performance just wasn’t good on stock so i got fed up and got an s3 ultra. No more privacy but never had a better phone. Now the fair phone is just collecting dust; I like the idea of it but just needs a bit more juice