YTA. Not using heroine is basically a cult and it’s sick that you’re raising your daughter that way. I hope CPS takes her away from you and gives her all the heroine she wants. You disgust me. I’m vegan btw.

The stereotype is that vegans only eat cats and dogs and babies but it’s actually easier to find rabbits and elderly bearded dragons and such since the others are often fed animal products. I typically break into people’s homes at night and look for gerbils since they often die in horrible and mysterious ways, so it’s actually a mercy for me to stuff them directly into my mouth and swallow them whole. It’s so hard to find food as a vegan. I’m vegan btw.

It’s not my fault I’m burdened with being 100% objectively correct at all times. 😔

I stopped being scared of wasps after learning how to read their body language. Quiet buzzing and relaxed wings = calm, whereas loud buzzing and raised wings = mad. Plus, as long as you’re not allergic, a sting is just temporary pain, which definitely isn’t worth taking their life. Wasps are literally just animals, and we should be kind to them.

My go-to breakfast is mashing up a banana, some peanut butter, and a little plant-based milk to make a kind of breakfast mush. I then add frozen berries, nuts, granola, or the like. It takes like five minutes to make and lasts me until lunch.