When fetuses’ hearts misbehave, they get put in Fetal Heart Custody until after the fetus is born.

Now you can get tracked by Google and Netscape! It’s a 2 for 1 deal!

Not quite, remember it’s an elastic collision.

The bullet weighs 10 grams and has a velocity of 330 m/s. It hits Anon in his 5 kg head and, because it’s a rubber bullet, bounces off elastically. How fast is Anon’s head moving after the collision?

Sounds like a great way to cancel out global warming!

Soon all the scammers will be replaced with AI, and we’ll just have AIs calling AIs all day long.

What’s the use case for those pliers anyways? Seems more unwieldy than a single one and I can’t imagine you could use both heads at once.

Repost bots be like.

I knew The_Picard_Maneuver was a bot, no real human can be that active!

That only works like 50% of the time though!

Technically solar panels are only ~20% efficient, but there’s also virtually unlimited sun so it doesn’t really matter.

Gonna put in my will that I want that on my gravestone.

Maybe they were talking about the 2016 election? He got about 63M votes then.

Inhales pure ozone.

tips fedora

You look like you’re thermal throttling, let me squirt some of my thermal paste inside you to help cool you down.

We grow flawless crystals, slice them into perfect disks, engrave billions of arcane runes onto them with magical potions and rays of light, animate them with lightning, and make them do our bidding.

And then we give them an “intelligence” that can’t even count the Rs in strawberry…

That’s basically what parabolic flights for simulating low or no gravity are.

In Minecraft where you can take a few arrows to the face, no. In real life? Absolutely.

But what if it has a bow and arrows? Minecraft skeletons are terrifying.

Better to learn something new than to stay in a hole of ignorance because I can’t accept I’m wrong.