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Dgar - @dgar@aus.social - 5h
With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it’s only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy’s truck leaves him too.
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1·1 year agoAny plans for improving SEO? One of Reddit’s biggest strengths was being able to get very relevant results with a simple internet search. In time can you see something similar for Lemmy, even with its decentralized nature? I really you for doing this, thank you for your time!
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withswords
(Image of an edited xkcd webcomic; the comic features two stick figures talking back and fourth):
(Stickfigure #1) Creepypasta history IS SECOND NATURE TO US web horror fans SO IT’S EASY TO FORGET THAT THE AVERAGE PERSON PROBABLY ONLY KNOWS the ben drowned arg AND ONE OR TWO slender series
(Stickfigure #2) AND smile.dog OF COURSE.
(Stickfigure #1) OF COURSE.
^ me shocked that normal people don’t know ben drowned lore
rileyrose31
I’m gonna take a wild guess and say that Ben drowned.
withswords
you cannot begin to imagine what happened to ben
icaruspendragon
i went to find out what happened to ben
(Screenshot from creepypasta.com of the Ben drowned creepypasta, at the bottom of the picture is an advert):
Am I Gay Test
Am I Gay? Take this gay test to determine if you are gay, straight, or bisexual
but have been given the opportunity
(Same screenshot but cropped to emphasize the “Am I Gay Test” advert)
to find out about myself
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Alpha vampires on TikTok
You can’t just drop that like it’s a normal thing to say…
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hotvampireadjacent
(A screenshot from the app formerly known as Twitter)
Dexerto @Dexerto
Tweets will now be called an X
(Two images, the first is a screenshot of Elon musk replying to an “X”. The second is the old Twitter Bird logo)hotinebing.eth @hotinebling
Replying to @DexertoThat is the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard, and I own NFTs.
werewolfcatgirlpaws
EVEN THE CLOWNS DEEM YOU UNWORTHY OF THEIR WEAKEST PIES
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kleefkruid
Kinda crazy how my first cellphone didn’t have a camera or internet and 17 years later this thing knows more about me than I do and gives people brand new mental ilnesses.
kleefkruid
my parents: “We bought you a cellphone so you can contact us if your bike gets a flat tire on your way to school!”
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Cursed Artifact (common item) has been added to your inventory
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ublock-origin
Anonymous asked:
what the fuck do you mean your keyboard doesnt have lettersublock-origin answered:
(Picture of a keyboard with most of the letters eroded away) We have no letters Kathleen!
ublock-origin
(Screenshot of two Tumblr replies)
zadumavi 6 minutos
h. how long have you had this keyboard.yuri-execution 7 minutos
did you accidentally bathe it in acid or something??- some 8ish years now i reckon
- i have naturally acidic sweat. it’s a family thing
ublock-origin
(Screenshot of multiple Tumblr tags)
#if ur fr abt the acidic sweat talk to a doctor if u havent already 💀
#like. genuinly
#acidosis killswe have already. They don’t know exactly what is up with it, other than the sweat being slightly more acidic than normal and the acidic mantle being thicker and Way more acidic than normal, but it doesn’t seem to have anything to do with acidosis. As far as we have tested, our family has had this since at least my great grandpa, and the guy lived to be 93 years old.
ashestoashesjc
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#this makes it so its impossible for us to use metal frame glasses
#since they break down in less than a year usually
captain-price-unofficially
What the fuck.
naggingatlas
op is a xenomorph descendant from that one time ripley fucked the queen
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ublock-origin
Anonymous asked:
what the fuck do you mean your keyboard doesnt have lettersublock-origin answered:
(Picture of a keyboard with most of the letters eroded away) We have no letters Kathleen!
ublock-origin
(Screenshot of two Tumblr replies)
zadumavi 6 minutos
h. how long have you had this keyboard.yuri-execution 7 minutos
did you accidentally bathe it in acid or something??- some 8ish years now i reckon
- i have naturally acidic sweat. it’s a family thing
ublock-origin
(Screenshot of multiple Tumblr tags)
#if ur fr abt the acidic sweat talk to a doctor if u havent already 💀
#like. genuinly
#acidosis killswe have already. They don’t know exactly what is up with it, other than the sweat being slightly more acidic than normal and the acidic mantle being thicker and Way more acidic than normal, but it doesn’t seem to have anything to do with acidosis. As far as we have tested, our family has had this since at least my great grandpa, and the guy lived to be 93 years old.
ashestoashesjc
(Screenshot of multiple Tumblr tags)
#this makes it so its impossible for us to use metal frame glasses
#since they break down in less than a year usually
captain-price-unofficially
What the fuck.
naggingatlas
op is a xenomorph descendant from that one time ripley fucked the queen
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evilwizard
the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post
t-counter
T Count: 15
Letter Count: 198
Your T Percentage: 7.58%
Average T Percentage: 6.95%
You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!
evilwizard
YOU EXIST???
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hotvampireadjacent Follow
PHARAOH’S CURSE 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊1
- 1: A series of egyptian hieroglyph unicode characters
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A GIF of a man couching up brown powder
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I read breasts at first too 💀
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sexygaywizard 🔁 wizardpotions Follow
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Thu, May 11
Hi
6’4 Dom top
6:35Today
Hi
6’5 Dom top
12:32He’s growing
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1·1 year agoI c2 what you did there!
!simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works