Each week we reach new and unprecedented levels of Barclays.

*sniffs glass and takes a sip* Ah yes, vintage Barclays.

That’s a red by the laws of the game but here’s my question: When they examine elbow-related reds, they always look for intent, player looking at opponent vs the ball. Why not apply the same logic to a situation like this? There’s obviously no intent there, it makes no sense.

I knew it was going too well.

Had genuinely forgotten what it’s like to be 2 goals up.