Posh Spice walks in

Depressing comment

The victims complex is genuinely insane. Also, United went on their best run of form for ages instantly after Ronaldo left and won a trophy.

Invest in Maguire stocks?

Maddison and Bellingham can’t play in the same team, sorry

This Udogie fella. On debut as well.

Now I’m wondering how Erik got 30 goals out of this fella

Teenie Tempah?

Btw this has been Rashford all season if you’re pulling your hair out rn

A third of Kane’s goals are pens? Greaves will always be clear

Why aren’t these games on the road again. Both matches have sounded like a morgue.

The United player who’s spot might be under threat won’t be Maguire, it will be Rashford

All Real Madrid players and Wayne Hennessey. Incredible.