All the people telling you you are average, are right. That’s within normal.

That said, in case someone smaller is reading this, knowing what you are doing and building rapport are WAY more important than size. You can make a lady cum with just your mouth on her nipples if she’s ready for it. I know because I’ve done it. You don’t need to even be average size for PIV sex to be good. Think about the most basic method for masturbation for a woman. It’s not her fist; it’s her two middle fingers, in or out. If you are at least the size of two feminine fingers, you’re probably already fine. And the very existence of small penises suggests their owners have sex. How else do you get the next generation?

And, finally, if you get unluck squared, and happen to get together with a gal who needs something big while you are not, there is a world of delights to explore. Any sensible woman will know a big insertable is much easier to find than a good partner.

Did you know that semen is mostly sugar?

Then why does it taste so acidic?

What? It’s salty, not acidic.

Oh, is it? How do you know?

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How long have you been in your cage?

What are ‘the starting steps?’ And does Scotland have much of a sissy scene?

The 5 o’clock shadow suggests this is not in the right community.

With our teeth, if it were possible.

But muh parents’ rights! /s

Real response: The dress is near perfect for you. If someone is attracted to your body type, the dress shows it off very well. The colour seems nice, at least as my screen shows it, and matches the sunglasses nicely. It somehow also matches the bit of colour in your skin around your knees, fingers, chest, etc. It might fit you slightly better if you did have a bigger bust because it would bring up the seam under the bust, but that’s just a last 5% tailoring bonus. You could probably achieve it with shortening the straps yourself.

Horny response: Totally. You should just take it off… but keep posting… or drop your right leg… Or both. I’ll be in my bunk.

Honest doesn’t mean antagonistic. Many people really like the skinny pale look. You aren’t being more honest just because you don’t.

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Or rippling. Or, if it’s a ring that grips situation, plunging in and out of itself.

What was it like the first time you ever tried a bit of exhibitionism?

From what I’ve seen/heard from scientific and non-scientific sources, that’s just about ideal. If your SO is a bit on the tight side for that, you might need to put in a little time working on either ‘expanding their repertoire’ or just getting them more horned up before you go in.

And now I want to write a weird novella about two extremely socially awkward straight guys who end up spending the night together because they each think the other is coming out to them as gay and are willing to do anything, even unwanted sex, as long as it means they don’t offend their poor, gay, socially awkward friend, lest they be mistaken for a homophobe, and lose their only friend.

How much bigger does it get when you’re hard?

Aww, attractive but looking in need of a hug.