But muh parents’ rights! /s

Real response: The dress is near perfect for you. If someone is attracted to your body type, the dress shows it off very well. The colour seems nice, at least as my screen shows it, and matches the sunglasses nicely. It somehow also matches the bit of colour in your skin around your knees, fingers, chest, etc. It might fit you slightly better if you did have a bigger bust because it would bring up the seam under the bust, but that’s just a last 5% tailoring bonus. You could probably achieve it with shortening the straps yourself.

Horny response: Totally. You should just take it off… but keep posting… or drop your right leg… Or both. I’ll be in my bunk.

Honest doesn’t mean antagonistic. Many people really like the skinny pale look. You aren’t being more honest just because you don’t.

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Or rippling. Or, if it’s a ring that grips situation, plunging in and out of itself.

What was it like the first time you ever tried a bit of exhibitionism?

From what I’ve seen/heard from scientific and non-scientific sources, that’s just about ideal. If your SO is a bit on the tight side for that, you might need to put in a little time working on either ‘expanding their repertoire’ or just getting them more horned up before you go in.

And now I want to write a weird novella about two extremely socially awkward straight guys who end up spending the night together because they each think the other is coming out to them as gay and are willing to do anything, even unwanted sex, as long as it means they don’t offend their poor, gay, socially awkward friend, lest they be mistaken for a homophobe, and lose their only friend.

How much bigger does it get when you’re hard?

Aww, attractive but looking in need of a hug.