Dark blue clownfish. On the floor with my kid, it may hurt when I get up.

Pretty sure the operator didn’t pay for WinRar. That’s what happens when you don’t pay for WinRar.

Seems like a good trade off. 2 years in prison < 18 years in prison. Anyway, fuck Nebraska.

Yup, those that say that we are the best country in the world typically have not left the US for more than a week at a time. It also fuels their xenophobia and the thought that resourceful immigrants that are taking the initiative to seek out a better life are somehow less than human.

Are we just reposting boomer Facebook memes at this point? Maybe we can post something about the lack of work ethic of millennials and complain about transgenders in sports. You know what I hate? Taxes. Anyway, gotta go spread syphilis to the rest of The Villages.

As an accountant, I assure you that I advised the stakeholder about the risks and possible outcomes of their actions first. I’m out of it now, but working for privately owned small to midsize businesses was a trip…

My only regret is that I have boneitus!