“I’m looking for something that says, ‘Dad likes leather.’”

This used to be a filter to tell which of your friends and/or family were tech literate.

Remember when every piece of Window$ software back in the day tried to get you to add their browser bar to your web browser? I really thought that would be the peak of how awful browser add-ons could get. Guess I wasn’t dreaming big enough to imagine a boondoggle as utterly useless as an LLM integrated into a browser. I mean, I hated Clippy at the time, but never imagined anyone (even a marketing clown) would try to jam him into a web browser, and have him remember everything you did online so he could chat with you about it.

What an amazing idea to try to push users from reading articles to reading bullshit hallucinations of summaries of articles. AI really feels like the thing that’s pushing us to become the humans from Wall-E faster than any other invention right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=an289RSt1Cc

Now I see you’re trying to use your shtoyle over mine

Edit: I got a personalized DM too!

There is no need for me to cry when I can block people like you. 😉

Thank you so much for blocking me crybaby. You seem pretty upset considering you’re taking so much time to tell everyone you’re blocking them for violating the sanctity of your bubble. Hopefully you have fun in your hugbox ignoring the endless injustices that the bloodthirsty empire and its vassals are perpetuating on a daily basis. Surely one day they won’t come for you.

Maybe I can get Google’s lawyers to help settle a lawsuit my neighbors brought against me for installing spycams in all their bathrooms for a similar portion of my exorbitant wealth. Every neighbor will get an IOU for $0.000069.

Soooorry. We’re sooooo sorry. Pwease forgive us… actually we don’t care if you forgive us. This settlement prohibits any further indemnification. No wrongdoing, and you’re libeling us if you say otherwise. See ya’ll in court next week.

Imperialist Amerikkka POV watching other countries doing deals without them:

One of these days they’re gonna find a legitimate use case for the slop and be able to charge every human being on earth $19.99/month for it, just to break even and then pledge another 4 quintillion dollars of investment to Nvidia, which will then pledge another 8 quintillion dollars to invest in Meta and OpenAI, which will then… One of these days…

The FBI trying to patch up all the paywalls online. As usual, their real master is the business community.
Can’t afford a subscription to the news? Fuck you, pleb, get rich.

Get rekt Dick. Have fun in hell. I’m sure the devil is looking for a new advisor.

The cruelty is the point with demons.

It’s like he thinks all of politics is just a big version of the board game Risk.
What’s happening over there? SEND THE MILITARY!
What’s going on in that town in my own country? SEND THE MILITARY!
What’s that noise in the hall, and who’s that creepy lady in a hat?? SEND THE MILITARY!

A Brief History of Income Inequality in the US
For further reading I’d highly recommend the book A People’s History of the United States by Howard Zinn.

.world How does this keep happening? Do they require proof of recent brain injuries to let people register only allow adult religious converts on that instance, or do they just only advertise on 4chan and Reddit?

Edit: Sorry comrade. Genuinely. The coffee and covfefe induced hyperbole got me doing microaggressions out here.

Bobby’s been on his knees taking chin shots from Arizona to Ohio, and he can personally attest that the old dogs’ rope game outpaces any sticky sauce the young bucks can shoot. Very important medical findings from America’s top medical expert.

Wow look at all these persecuted small business tyrants.

Job: Entrepreneur and owner of a construction company.

Job: Runs a business called Smugglers Runs, which does “postapocalyptic off-road” rallies

Jobs: Frank is a consultant in the health care industry; Diane is a dog mom and former zookeeper

Job: Small business owner

Job: Stock trader

Job: Entrepreneur

Jobs: Shawn sells window coverings; Nannette is a branch manager for a credit union

Job: Cybertruck wrapper

LOL

“It’s just a vehicle. So it’s ironic that it would even become a political statement, but nonetheless it is.” [Editor’s note: Taylor was arrested and convicted of conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding in the January 6 attack on the Capitol. He was later pardoned by President Trump.

Hahahahahaha

Anything you don’t like about it?
I can’t really see the front out of the windshield because it’s so long.

Best car I ever owned, can’t see shit out of it.

Running out of communities you haven’t been banned from for transphobia or bad faith arguments? :) Why not go to Reddit to post since you think Lemmy is so out of touch? :) :) Seems like you’d probably find more like-minded company over there. :) Maybe try out Truth social or Facebook where you can really rack up an audience of elderly senile fascists who are also transphobic trolls. :) :) :p :)