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Meth addict.

Both are appropriate responses to the bullshit that is oven knobs.

Can’t tell if meth addict or rage bot.

Yes, but to be fair, TIL Alexa answers are AI, I didn’t know that before.

Lucky you. My experience was the first 20 minutes were bad, but tolerable, then my stomach hurt like a mother fucker for an hour, then I projectile vomited and sat in the shower for like an hour+. Went to bed after that. It was like 5PM.

I used to do that and I do still have a lot of music from that time on my computer, but somewhere along the line I stopped downloading music and just started listening to it on YouTube whenever I thought of something in particular.

No, just getting lied to by Alexa is all.

Lemmy Linux copium is one of the strongest in the world.

Reminds me of the time I lost an entire day to the fucking One Chip Challenge.

Dogs and cats can’t taste capsaicin, can mice?

Who let the Trumper in?

Personally I could never get into the whole Spotify and Pandora thing. I want to listen to what I want to listen to and when I want to listen to it, without ridiculous restrictions and rules. YouTube has honestly been the far better choice for music for me.

I legitimately love this stupid analogy.

Everything is made of chemicals.

Oh boy what an ironic comment from a scummy bigot.

Honestly I would be better off if I felt like this instead.

Living in Indiana feels like this. You’re either one of the moronic clones all repeating the same stuff like robots, or no one likes you, so you either blend in with the idiots or be shunned and friendless.

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20, lol. My “her” lasted more than half your life, I don’t think you know what pain really is yet, chief.