Are we just going to start posting facts now? Cool.

Where are you putting “the ring” on? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Not gonna lie. That crazy matches my crazy.

Wagons East…

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Pack it up y’all. We have a winner.

Bezos continues with his “if I silence everyone, daddy won’t hate me” shit.

The thing is, Tesla’s biggest market risk is Elon himself. He’s making the brand toxic to what was its core audience.

The moment was a reminder that Harris is uniquely positioned to talk about the hot-button, national topic in a way that Biden, an 81-year-old Catholic who had long opposed abortion, never felt comfortable doing.

I would have voted for his administration regardless, had he stayed in the race, but I have detested Biden since the 90s (maybe 80s, I dunno time is getting weird). He became ever so slightly better liked thanks to Obama, but he was never liked.

I see horrifying dumb shit like this in what sometimes feels like a daily basis.

I’ve dated that girl. Not gonna lie, “uhuh” is hot as fuck.

No. I interacted with him on two occasions during the PayPal days. They were pitching PayPal as a payment mechanism for a bunch of our verticals. Even back then he was weird, awkward, and cringe. I think there is video of him back then taking possession of a McLaren and you can see how cringe he was.

EDIT: Found it.. On rewatch, it doesn’t really show how insufferable he was in person. It’s funny to see how x.com gets recycled though.

Oddly enough, the fakeness is why I dislike both wrestling and produced porn. I’ll take footage of a suburban soccer mom getting spit roast by two bulls at a swingers party over any staged porn…or wrestling.

I dunno. Unkillable great-great-grannies are kinda hot.

Can confirm. By this time a few years back I would have about four feet of snow on my lawn. Today I have about three inches.

EDIT: LMFAO. Wrong post.

Myyyyyyyyyy naaaaame is—

Shake Zula, the mic rulah, the old schoolah, you wanna trip? I’ll bring it to ya!

The sexual tension between me and never asking for help because I hate interacting with people.

When I’m in a competition and my opponent is better than me but I know that afterwards my friends will take me to the bar and buy me rounds and make me laugh to commemorate my utter humiliation. 🥳

Christmas is running early this year.

New Yorkers get it but that’s about it.

I got your VAX/VMS right here homie! (PTSD ensues)