relevant xkcd

with a fucking strike

https://xkcd.com/90/

The holy trifecta

https://youtu.be/DHm7-Z4spHw

ʔ

Or pay out in Monopoly money

Better install DCS and map the controls to the ones in the cockpit

It’s a thin blue line sometimes

Why not oil tankers?

:-3

https://simple.wikipedia.org/ *ducks*

Inb4 Blobby Volley: the MMORPG

Let’s say intact, whole, but otherwise clean fingernails then.

We’ve already established he has a stapler.

I love that in this universe, the Dark Lord is canonically named Bob.

Fear not, that’s why we deploy extra security software to these critical systems. It’s called Crowdsource or something.

What about a clipped fingernail? There’s some kind of acceptability threshold here as well.

Speaking of which, what percentage of poo would be acceptable? Does it matter whether or not it’s family?

Everything is a sword?

https://xkcd.com/1156/

Here’s another somewhat relevant two-digit one then: https://xkcd.com/90/