Highlow

Someone burned some popcorn

I got banned for saying that nazis used to get punched at punk shows.

I’ll be honest. I quit smoking because I’d rather suck a donkeys dick than pay > $5 a pack. If they dropped down to 2 packs for $5 I’ll be smoking again. I enjoyed smoking but fuck paying that much.

I thought they were made from your mom’s dingleberries

JFC

Seems like a massive overreaction. It was liquid ass not surstromming

Sweet. Maybe I can buy a 20oz Dr Pepper with that

Horse mask should work

Can’t they just go to a nearby gay bar and arrest the first black drag queen they find? /s

You misspelled Full Metal Jacket

They will not do jack shit to straighten a broken bone. They make you sit in triage until you give up and leave or escort you out by security if you raise a stink.

Sat in triage for 38 hours before with a broken leg.

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That is not better than bacon

Probably for the VMware license :P