Policemen approach vehicle with caution “Officers, it’s not what it looks like!!”

Yells at penis “Hey Siri unlock car.”

Thank you, loving the app btw.

It’s about time Canada got some of that internet money that it so rightly deserve.

I do not use 2FA, although I know I should.

They have:

“Apple has separately sued Masimo for patent infringement in federal court in Delaware. It has called Masimo’s legal actions a “maneuver to clear a path” for its own competing smartwatch.”

Did anyone ever actually expect Suge Knight, a true believer in things should be handled “in house”, to testify?

Everything looks bigger with baby hands.

M. I. N. N. E. S. O. T. A. Minnesota. Minnesota. Yeaaaaaah Gophers!!!

They should have used their poop knife.