Halvdan

It is indeed FUcCY.

Thank you for your service.

@aihorde@lemmy.dbzer0.com draw for me a black cat stretched out sleeping in the sun style: sdxl-photo-horizontal

You and me, buddy.

“might”…? I thought that was pretty much a proven fact. Not that any of the other are any better, with the possible exception of Kagi, but fuck using that anymore. I’m pretty disappointed by that since I finally had found a search that was pretty good and I have no problem paying for it, but I simply won’t give that asshat any money. Why aren’t there any nice capitalists? 🤔

No, you are wrong. The bomb is always where you click. Source: playing the game.

So, a massive antibiotic cocktail run and then implant some faeces from a happy normal person and you’re cured. Easy peasy.

I’m very much not an apple fan boi, but this is interesting. Maybe someone can develop a square FOSS variant with replaceable batteries and a parallel port on the side?

Yes, but how many knows that you can break them in half so that the opening is split in two. Then sort of wedge it onto your finger and shoot them at unsuspecting siblings?

Soo… Drop gators?

18-year-olds are, despite being technically adults in most countries, still kids and shouldn’t be put in a war.

Communism isn’t realistic, you see. Only our realistic and nonfictional god can make something like that and only if you’re dead first. Now, get back to work!

Damn you kids and your newfangled RS232 connectors.

No need to apologize, even if it supposedly is the custom in your part of the world. 😉 You still pointed out something that I didn’t know about and for that you have my eternal gratitude. Not much of it, mind, but some of it.

Says 48$/year or 15$/month for me.

Definitely cat SW.

We got cans of beans and sausage in the army. The cans where from the back end of the food reserve so about 30 years old. We had been on manouver for about a month, it was -30C, we where on very little sleep and food was about the only thing that kept you going.

I still couldn’t eat those. Completely inedible. All the other cans were ok to eat. Some were even good at the time. Not the beans. I like beans, but that image gave me flashbacks. Vile stuff. Don’t post it again, please?

My thoughts exactly. God-tier talents, both of them. But if you got #2 you don’t really need to steal. I would use #3 to undress. Easily saves 5-10 seconds at bedtime. Or become the naked burglar of course.

Ohh, that’s something alright. The comments is worth a read, though. I read like 10 comments before having to nope out. I could have muted, I suppose, but I was panicking. Thankfully newpipe kept the song going in the background.