Me after missing the game:

“Aw nice, Gravenberch goal has a lot of upvotes, must’ve been a great goal.”

Me after watching the goal:

https://imgur.com/7OWI8M7

Fucking Inter Cities Fair Shit Cup Fuck preventing Swindon from having the same amount as Arsenal

I love the word “cheeky”. It’s one of the greatest things that the UK has invented.

I’m glad people are not scared of speaking out like this, I imagined they would be buried but I am glad to see so many celebrating it. I am also sure that the innocent people of Gaza are relieved to see that not everyone has alienated and abandoned them. Good to see from Cantona.