Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? . . . if it had 4 doors it would be a sedan. (coop = coupe in American English)

just bought one of those today, replacing a different brand I’ve had for years (broken hinge)

I have a dryer, but don’t need to be smelling hot air blown over that so I don’t use it

mobile carriers don’t need GPS to get your location.

but California would be Denmark

it never is

Statistics are so easy to manipulate. Look at the actual data and it’s obviously click-bait. Yeah the number is up but not so much in context.

Work is important, even stress is important for development and growth. But balance is the key.

In the US at least, phones without a service plan can still call 911.

My granddaughter was born on my friend’s birthday. But in Australia, which led me to telling my friend that my granddaughter was born on his birthday which is weird because his birthday wasn’t until tomorrow.

I’m bothered the boxes aren’t the same size, ruining the joke