Nothing. It’s eight seconds and both of us are probably going to be glancing at our phones anyway.

Idk it’s kind of a cool feeling that people see us the way we would have seen people born in the 1890’s.

Probably some time-travel or alternate universe bs. Not sure what else you could do. Maybe make it some sort of spy tool

I can’t believe this niche site with the population of a small village is influential enough to be working with China and Russia!

We might as well be Martians with how they talk about us.

I’d be curious to see data outside of the “International Community”

Who’s the alien they’re pointing to?

HEZBOLLAH destabilized the Middle East? A US Vice-President is saying this?

You know I never realized this until reading the article. I do find myself saying “look it up” more nowadays than when I used to say “Google it.”

Nah me too. It might be the site being loaded with ads. That tends to slow my phone down and make loading things take much longer

I guess the issue would be that they would be voluntary for older people and the type who believe those conspiracies wouldn’t think they need them.

Reminds me of when Japan was the big boogeyman and stories about their whale hunting got a lot more negative attention.

They’ve been saying this and keep creating half-measures that go nowhere

This is serious. Said with complete and wholehearted sincerity. Pax Americana really is a brain virus.

Probably interracial or trans

The left side is every NATO leftist, except the rapper is white and the basketball player is replaced with a guy whining about the existence of sports

Feels like people tend to like dogs more because they find them more submissive and easier to control.

Wait this isn’t satire? This post was made with 100 percent sincerity? Lmao

Who framed Roger Rabbit and the Shining.

EU will probably do the same