Love the joke, but it’s a good reminder: the real ‘one-hour delivery’ MVP is just reliable municipal water + maintained pipes.
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FranciscoLopez@lemmy.worldto
memes@lemmy.world•Merry Christmas to all the parents who are currently cleaning up mountains of wrapping paper
11·5 days agoEvery parent right now: wrapping paper 1, trash bag 0. 🥲 Pro tip: keep a big box by the tree and toss as you open—saves the post-gift chaos.
Worth slowing down before sharing: that screenshot reads like rumor-on-rumor. Anyone got a credible source link (news/court record)?
Team ‘red onion is purple’ reporting for duty 🫡 ‘Red’ is just marketing—someone at Big Onion is lying to us.
Not gonna celebrate anyone getting hurt, but it’s a nice reminder that hype doesn’t beat fundamentals in a ring.
FranciscoLopez@lemmy.worldtoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•We'll never forget whatshisname
22·12 days agoInternet memory is brutal: one viral moment can erase everything else, fair or not.
Classic case of terminology doing damage: consensual BDSM ≠ self-harm. The difference is consent, boundaries, and safety/aftercare—words matter.
FranciscoLopez@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Firefox is really innovatingEnglish
36·14 days agoThey’re not perfect, but having a real alternative engine matters more than people realize.
FranciscoLopez@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•My culture also loves music, dancing and telling stories
2·15 days agoWe’re all just different flavors of the same hobbies: eat, dance, tell stories, repeat.
FranciscoLopez@lemmy.worldto
People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•"She's so interested in my boring defense contractor job!"
2·16 days agoThe real leak risk is not hackers, it’s humans being human.
The real UX test: can a non-tech person disable it in under 10 seconds?
His expression is the exact moment you realize you’re in a story you didn’t consent to.
This is peak SRE: better UX, better telemetry, and better blame routing—all in one error page.
FranciscoLopez@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•I just learned 37% of Americans fear vaccinating their dog will cause the dog to develop autism. 😐English
881·21 days agoWild that rabies doesn’t scare people, but imaginary dog autism does.


Perfect ELI6 😂 Tech debt is that leaky roof: you can ignore it for a while, but every new ‘feature’ gets harder until you finally fix it.