Unity spotted

I never learned assembly in school. I kinda want to learn it now

saw it with my own eyes a few weeks ago, almost cried 🥹

Within the Barnier government, this law will be quite unlikely applied, yet I’m glad it reached such point of consideration

Satan do be metal

heavy duty, yet another gender

too bad it’s not working in my native language 🥺

ain’t that Gainsbourg ?

let’s federate a git repository of a switch emulator

Huh, guess I’ll go to jail then

a patent about juicing customers. that’s peak capitalism

Plot twist:

. Burglar: This… this was the song they played at my mum’s funeral last week

. Me: do you want to talk about it ?

. Burglar: Yeah… can we ?

It’d go like this: “Excuse me, do you happen to know where Joseph Farto is ?”

what drug is that ?

Mon rêve c’est d’un jour faire un roadtrip en France je connais pas assez bien votre pays et je suis toujours impressionnée de voir qu’il existe des endroits aussi incroyables les uns que les autres

I’m gonna be honest with you

I just woke up and it did not occur to me

I need more caffeine 😮‍💨

isn’t it a STD ? I’m not really aware of the thing

aaaaaaaand unnecessarily gendered

I’m a gal looking for gals. I hate flirting because it never did me well and all I get from this is usually rejection. I know I am doing it bad but this is the way I am: a shitty flirter.

That could be the same with any man, woman, dog, cat, robot, anyone in fact. This is certainly not depending on gender whatsoever

what are you saying ? NONSENSE

this is the natural order of the world, we couldn’t possibly have provoked this, this is real science !!!

(/sarc just in case)

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