I pour over every game in a way I never have before. I started watching around the end of the banter era–the first “big deal” event I remember is the signing of Ozil–and this is the first time I find myself looking forward to every game and wanting to go back and rewatch and linger after the fact. I’ve waited more than a decade for this team to be as good as the legends that were just before my time, and I’m so excited that it feels like we might finally be there.

Tiling a man’s bathroom sounds like innuendo for sleeping with his wife.