“They will hunt you, they are like a cross between a lentil and a velociraptor,” said Sharon Pitcairn Forsyth, a conservationist who lives in the Washington DC area.

That’s actually Chess, a board game that came out several years ago.

Kidney stones are no joke

Anonymity maybe

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My friends and I used to play CS as TheCatsPajamas, TheBeesKnees, TheSnakesHips, etc

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A dock, it’s called

Tiny head though

Waiting longer, assuming the shower has a higher flow rate.

Species can’t interbreed…

Explain mules lol

If you keep the rhyming structure

Chuck’s Fuck & Suck maybe?

Water and evaporated milk

No, this is just a glass top resistive stove.

I don’t have much power, so I just do my best in the system in which I’m born.

What’s funny is how much better I do it than the right wingers I know. I will probably retire very early, and they are check to check. I don’t even like this stupid system.

Yeah, I’m a driver, and I replace lights and fuses, fill up tires and fluids, change wipers, and that’s it.

Anything else wrong, it’s mechanic time.

Barber-ians

Come home to all the furniture gone

This place has a mission statement, babe, we can’t afford it.