Have mercy on me

Doctor, your cure is worse than my disease

Shit, fixed

Nothing can be Everything is heavier than a Bic. No matter what, the Bic is always a little lighter.

Well this is fuel hauling, so multiple stops or loads in a day to service stations. Even if they had rail service set up at the gas station for delivery, rail companies in the US hate small customers like that these days.

It’s now no more than 8 driving without 30 minutes not driving. Used to have to be off duty, but now it can be on duty not driving, so fueling or unloading or whatnot. So not a break per se.

What if I go to the 10th dentist?

I would think getting methane leaks from a stripper would be desireable to a narrow subset of folks.

Which is apt. They are looking for someone able to do the escape room.

Are we allowed to do the hand motion still?

I got a motorcycle permit 18 years ago, but never did the (1) driving test where you have a friend bring a car and a trooper rides with them and follows you around or (2) a motorcycle safety course. At some point they removed option 1.

It showed as an AM license (CDL also) with a restriction of licensed MC operator over 21 in sight. For the one year I actually rode a motorcycle, I hoped I could talk my way out of it. “Ah shoot where did Uncle Joe go? He didn’t see you stop me?”

My last license renewal, the worker and I were friendly, and she was impressed how fast I did the hazmat test without missing any. She asked about the permit and I told her I’ve just never gotten around to it, but for some reason have paid $6 extra per renewal to keep it on there.

Without saying anything, she must have removed the restriction. So I now have a motorcycle license.

You shameless scoundrel, you’ve got four days left to live and you’re hurling insults.

Those are supposed to be an improvement for small spaces where smoke alarms can be too sensitive and go off all the time. Of course, they’re supposed to be on the ceiling.

Hawaiian native I guess. He says watch your mouth Haole boy.

In the West, Texas explosion, the schools came more than 20 years after the plant, to be fair.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5047761/

Oh yes I see

The C could be definitely be turned into the G pretty flawlessly.

The vaginal lube is blood plasma also

Yeah, not everyone has seen the joke, but it’s better late than never.

That other comment said they are Mongoloids

But it’s fresher so you only use half as much.

But then it’s so delicious you’re cooking with exotic spices twice as often.