I can’t wait to see what it turns out like!

It actually exists now.

https://overturemaps.org/

Data quality isn’t quite there yet. I’m biased though as I’m an OpenStreetMap contributor.

My plant loving aunt has been resistant to this one but I’m trying!

I think its a combination of getting a lot of sun outside this summer and me snipping off a strand once it gets to a certain length so that a new one can grow.

Apologies for being deceiving! Its planter is about a foot and a half off of the table using a stand. It is inside for the winter and I was trying to keep it away from my dogs! Aside from the stems on top standing up about 8 inches, the rest of that is spilling over the side of the planter.

Road Rash was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw this post. Like you said though, this appears to go a level above kicking people off of bikes. Haha.