I would definitely say we have a fascist government. I do not think we have a dictatorship yet, but I do think that’s the goal of the current right wing.

That is a much different statement than the one above implying that states could potentially secede. Even with the lows we’ve sunk to, secession has basically no popular will behind it and guarantees bloodshed.

People think I’m crazy for insisting that google maps sucks if you actually understand how to use a map and traffic reports, but it’s true.

I’m convinced that the most optimal way forward is for it to split.

You and what army are gonna accomplish that lol?

Alaskans already asked for that like 50 years before though.

I’m no scientist, but it’s a pretty obvious no if you understand the reason it’s no longer considered a planet.

At least people wear cotton.

Our eye. For security purposes.

There’s the exception that proves the rule.

May he have many eyes on him

Personally, I wouldnt fuck him with somebody else’s dick.

Is mapquest any good these days.

Don’t get your hopes up

I find a gun in a bathroom stall at the airport, I’m keeping it lol

I left initially. Went back to reddit because there were too many tankies here. Now I’m back.

Don’t get ahead of yourself. It’s way harder to prove that than zuck being a POS.

Independent Megachurch is like the biggest denomination in the usa right now though.

Pretty sure he opened his neck, but whatever.

run a victory lap before leaving again

just make sure you are suuuuper smug about it.

All my Indian homies say this joke isn’t racist.