It’s so nice when people make baseless assumptions. Imagine working for hard to support your family by housing, clothing and educating them for decades. Then you finally get the chance to get something nice for yourself to enjoy the fruits of your labor and some dickbag comes along and reduces it to a “midlife crisis.” Nevermind the years of sacrifice and selflessness of being a father and husband, here’s a chance to insult someone.
Be sure to make the unoriginal porcupine joke for the thousandth time…
Is this not a reasonable place to park?